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17 Dec

Last week, the University of Notre Dame hired Brian Kelly as their head football coach.  Kelly was the head coach of the University of Cincinnati, which is 12-0 and playing Florida in a BCS bowl next month.  Most of the Cincinnati media and players were outraged that Kelly left the team before their bowl game, with one player, wideout Mardy Gilyard saying he was “disgusted” by it, and that Kelly basically lied to them.

So what does a University do when their coach leaves them before their bowl game…hire a coach before his bowl game.  Butch Jones from Central Michigan (ironically the same place where Cincinnati hired their last coach, Brian Kelly).  So you complain about something, and then turn around and do it, which makes you a hypocrite.  That got me thinking about other great hypocrites, which I detail below.

1. Alec Baldwin

During the 2000 election, Alec Baldwin stated numerous times that if George Bush was re-elected, he was going to move to Canada.  Now I am no fan of George Bush, but clearly he was re-elected, and clearly Alec did not leave for Canada.

2. Country Music

See it claims to be music, but it clearly isn’t.

3. Nick Saban

Remember when Nick Saban adamantly denied that he was going to be the next head coach of Alabama, while he was still the coach of the Miami Dolphins.  Guess what he does now, he’s the head coach of the University of Alabama.

4. John Edwards

And no I don’t mean the Senator from North Carolina, I am talking about the psychic.  Come on dude, you don’t talk to dead people.  I don’t have proof, but here is an interview of him on my favorite canceled daytime show, “The Tony Danza Show”.

5. Anyone Wearing Ed Hardy

In your mind you think that you are the coolest person in the world, and you most likely look down upon others for not being as hip as you are.  Well, let me be the first to tell you, that you are without a doubt the lamest person alive.

6. Mount Rushmore

This national monument claims to be so majestic, and representative of how awesome America is, well, have you seen it?  It’s pretty fucking small.  I hate when monuments get you all hyped about America and shit, but then it doesn’t deliver.

See, hypocrite.